BBQ slogans

[johnnyrockford]

Has anyone ever heard any good/funny bbq slogans they would care to share?  Here's a few I've heard.

Pitmasters do it with smoke.

Pitmasters go all night long.

Real men cook with wood.

Gas grills are a pitmasters microwave.

I may put the 2nd one on a t-shirt!  Anyone else got some good ones?

 

[jarjarchef]

Have not heard of any, but am going to watch to see the good ones........

I like #2 as well....

 

[chef jimmyj]

I go Low and Slow til my Meats SMOKIN'!...JJ

 

[mvincent42]

In my short time since joining the smoking family nothing has cracked me up as much as the fatty motto:

"First you roll a fatty, then you smoke a fatty!"

I left off the last step...then you eat the fatty!

 

[vaquero01]

 We call our group "Deja Moo BBQ.....where you find only the Hottest Grill on Grill Action"

You can always tell which guys understand by the smirks.