Are you an Extreme Redneck

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [font=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1 . You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


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  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My hat off to you Blackhawk19, I'm dying here with laughter!
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    i just spayed beer all over my monitor, i laughed so hard

    LOLOL

    Wd
     
  4. 18. You've ever sprayed beer all over your monitor laughing at redneck jokes. [​IMG]
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    good one

    :)

    wd
     
  6. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    #19. You pull start your truck 'cause it doesn't have a starter.............sold it for beer money.
    #20. You have a $1000 smoker and a $500 pickup for work.
    #21. You can afford internet for smoke'n forums and don't have enough money to buy condoms.
    #22. Your pickup payments cost more than your house is worth...............and the pickup is up on blocks cause you sold the wheels for "a heck of a price".
    #23.

    gotta go
     
  7. #24. You have squirrel tails hanging from your car antenna.

    #25. You care more about your hunting dogs than....anything.

    #26. You have a fridge in your house and in your yard.



    Dont ask me how I know this [​IMG] ....... LOL
     
  8. 27. You've ever posted in a redneck joke thread.
     
  9. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  10. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Define a virgin from WV;A 14 year old girl who can outrun her older brothers.
     
  11. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    28. ya got more non-running lawnmowers in yer yard than running automobiles.

    29- ya used beer can tin to make patches for yer rusty smoker.

    30. ya call anyone north of the alamo a yankee.[​IMG]
     
  12. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ya know what ya call a room with 32 redneck women?



    A full set of teeth! [​IMG]
     
  13. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    32. You finally mowed your lawn and found a 57 chevy ...
     
  14. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    33. you consider beer a food group & sour mash is mouth wash.
     
  15. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    This is like blue colar tv LMAO
     

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