Apples and wine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

    Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
    falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
    ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up
    to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang, all this talk about food... let's cook a steak and have a meal!
     

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