Anniversary Gift

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Bill is in trouble for forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really angry. She told him,

    "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in
    the driveway, a gift that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND

    The next morning Bill got up early and left for work. When his wife got
    up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
    the box back in the house. She opened it, and there inside was a brand
    new bathroom scale.

    Bill has been missing since Friday.
  2. That's one worth sharing. [​IMG] Thanks.
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    "Hunny... does this make me look fat?"

    "Warning Warning! Danger Will Robinson DANGER!"
  4. dionysus

    dionysus Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    You're showing your age there Richtee .... Wonder how many of us here actually remember that. Used to be one of my favorites.
  5. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    That's great, Dawg.
  6. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sigh... welll my waist size is still much less than my age..... I'ma winning!
  7. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny........... Good one...........

  8. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Bill probably overdosed at the local all-you-can-eat...

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