Ammo shortage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by themule69, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Ammo is still scarce!

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop -dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2013
  2. polishmeat

    polishmeat Meat Mopper

    LOL good one DUDE!!  If that's original, I give you a [​IMG]
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2013
  3. fwismoker

    fwismoker Master of the Pit

    Keep Google glass away from mule! Lol
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