Always Ask, Never Assume !!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    A CNN photojournalist was told about a raging fire in
    the hills
    near Los Angeles and wanted to get a scoop
    before the competition put stories on the air.

    He called
    his boss and asked to rent a plane in order to cover the story to the best advantage.

    His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

    He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

    Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

    He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

    The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

    Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

    'Why?' asked the pilot.

    'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

    The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're
    NOT my flight instructor?'
  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one my friend. Now that is an eye opening experience.
  3. bassman

    bassman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  4. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nice! That would be funny!
  5. triplebq

    triplebq Smoking Fanatic

    somebeach THAT is a funny joke .. THANKS [​IMG]

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