All 2010 Mustangs Recalled

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jdt, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. jdt

    jdt Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    for being to damn cool

    Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.
    "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans.

    Who says big business don't have a sense of humor?
     
  2. bbq engineer

    bbq engineer Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    And here this entire time I thought it was so they could give decent hair cuts to the unsuspecting car owners, thereby ridding america of hundreds of thousands of "Mullets"...or maybe that recall was on the Camaro?!? [​IMG][​IMG]

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. luvdatritip

    luvdatritip Smoke Blower

    I think I'd rather have one of these instead of a Mustang.
     
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I like the chevy...[​IMG]
     
  5. bassman

    bassman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I had a '59 like that (not convertible) but mine wasn't near as nice.[​IMG]
     
  6. jdt

    jdt Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    all you need is a 05-09 corvette and $80,000 to get one of them chevies
     
  7. luvdatritip

    luvdatritip Smoke Blower

    That is indeed a fact, however you'll have comfort in knowing that no one will have the same paint scheme or interior color combo since the company name is N2A Motors, which stands for no 2 alike. Not sure if anyone noticed but this car is called the "789" which if you look closely, it has a '57 Chevy front, '58 Chevy sides, and '59 Chevy rear. You'd have to be over 50 to appreciate a car like this. Too cool for school[​IMG]
     
  8. jdt

    jdt Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    or just be a car guy, I am a mustang guy so I am used to only seeing the front ends of chevies unless I spot em 10 lengths [​IMG]
     
  9. fired up

    fired up Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Fix
    Or
    Repair
    Daily

    [​IMG]
     
  10. carpetride

    carpetride Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yeah that's OK, my Toyota Truck is really a race car...it goes fast even if I don't want it to!
     
  11. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    First
    On
    Race
    Day

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  12. flyhigh123

    flyhigh123 Smoke Blower

    and

    _First
    TO
    BReak
    _Down

    har har.... :D
     
  13. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Feeds
    On
    Rat
    Drivers

    [​IMG]
     
  14. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Found
    On
    Roadside
    Dead
     
  15. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Can
    Hear
    Every
    Valve
    Rattle,
    Oil
    Leaks
    Every
    Time

    I can keep this up all day. [​IMG]
     
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  17. jimwalter73

    jimwalter73 StickBurners

    at least FORD didn't need the big bad government to come "save" them and is now the only privately owned American auto company.[​IMG]
     
  18. john3198

    john3198 Smoking Fanatic

    Fouled up[​IMG]
    Old
    Rebuilt
    Dodge
     
  19. rod guy

    rod guy Smoke Blower

    GM, now better known as Goverment or Obamy motors!!!!
     
  20. denver dave

    denver dave Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Always had Ford trucks and Chevy cars. May have to rethink the cars now. Not much on anything run by the gov.[​IMG]
     

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