Ah! The Winter Years

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Saw this one on another forum and just had to share it!

    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

    She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 75 years old and you 're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I 'm in trouble again, now what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I said. She fainted.

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
  2. Love it!

    Happy smoken.

  3. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


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