Adult Rated R / Ed Zachary Disease

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lcruzen, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Heard this one years ago but still a winner by the campfire/smoker.

    [font=Verdana,]A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in
    quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
    she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
    therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
    crose." The woman did as she was told.

    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the
    woman did as she was instructed.

    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As she
    did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

    "Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
    Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary

    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and eplied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
    look Ed Zachary like your butt."
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Sometimes older jokes are better. Still funny, cruzen.
  3. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thays too funny I have a chinese rady down the load from me that tarks exactry rike that
  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    oh man....too good...guts are hurtin now!
  5. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    Never heard of this one, rerry rerry good. I'll send it to work, Thanks
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one.

  7. mulepackin

    mulepackin Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thanks alot! We have a female chinese doctor at the hospital where I work. That is about how she talks. Now I won't be able to talk to her without thinking of this.[​IMG]
  8. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I agree with all; Ed Zachary !!!
  9. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny stuff there.

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