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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Bullfrogs & Bl*w jobs



    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a
    pet
    for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were
    very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she
    didn't
    want to spend a fortune.



    'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large
    bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give bl*w jobs.' 'Bl*w jobs!'
    the
    woman replied.



    'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them
    this month,' he said.



    The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,
    and
    what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.



    When she explained froggy's ability to her
    husband,
    he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
    happy,thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act
    again.



    In the middle of the night, she was awakened by
    the
    noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
    crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her
    husband
    and the frog reading cookbooks.



    'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked
    The
    husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your *ss is gone
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hardy har-har-good 1 dude.
     
  3. smokingrookie

    smokingrookie Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    HE HE HE HE That one was pretty good Dude
     
  4. jbg4208

    jbg4208 StickBurners

    ha ha nice.
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Fantastic WD!
     
  6. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMFAO
    Andy.
     
  7. voldaddy

    voldaddy Meat Mopper

    Roflmao Lololol
     
  8. minn.bill

    minn.bill Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    were do they sell em ?
     
  9. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    and how much are they!?!?!
     
  10. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I wish Kermit would not have died, he would be the king !!!
     
  11. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL ...............Good one WD.......................
     
  12. I'd need it to change diapers too.
     

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