A joke for the oldsters

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Oct 17, 2010.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    From a local singles ad.A Lonely Widow!!!!Husband WantedMust be in my age Group (70,s)Must not Beat MeMust not run around on meAnd Must Still Be Good In BedAll Applicants Apply In PersonOn the 2 Day She heard the Doorbell , She opened the Door to see a Grayhaired Gentleman Sitting in a Wheel ChairHe Had No Arm's or Leg'sYour not Really asking me to Consider you are ,, YOUJust look at you, No leg's The Gentleman Smiled "Therefore I cannot Run around on YouYou Have No Arm,s Either She Snorted!AgainThe Gentleman Smiled " Therefore I can Never beat You!!!She Raised An Eyebrow and Asked Intenty are you still Good In BedThe Old man leaned Back and Beamed a Big Smile and Said I Rang The Door Bell Didn't I!!!!
     
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Darn!

    The title sucked me right in, but I heard it before.

    It's still a goodie though!

    Thanks Eman,

    Bear
     
  3. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hehehehe. My kinda man![​IMG]
     
  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    The boy toy you were looking for?
     
  5. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL Bear!!! I'll take whatever I can get!

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  6. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sounds like a no strings attached and he doesn't even have to leave the chair [​IMG]
     
     
  7. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  8. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Now our Squirrel is a Cougar! [​IMG]  

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  9. thebarbequeen

    thebarbequeen Smoking Fanatic

    LOL!!!!!
     
  10. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Squirrel from "Down Under"?

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  11. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I thunk we skurred her off! [​IMG]
     
  12. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    No Way,

    I looked up "Spunky" in the dictionary. Her picture was there.

    She'll be back when you least expect her.[​IMG]

    Get ready to duck!

    Bear
     
  13. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Love those! You two crack me up! I wish I was a dawgone Cougar! And a Squirrel "Down Under" sounds a bit missionaryish to me! [​IMG]

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  14. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I thunk I skurred 'em! LOL!

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  15. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Bring it "Bushy Tail" : [​IMG]

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