A Cowboy Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flatbroke, Nov 20, 2009.

  1. flatbroke

    flatbroke Smoking Fanatic


    One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer
    . Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .


    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.



    The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.



    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."



    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many
    . Why do you suppose that is?"


    The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
     
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL...[​IMG]
     
  3. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Cowboy and muslims....LMBO
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO
    This is gonna be a fun thread to follow -
    [​IMG]
     
  5. cruizer

    cruizer Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Right fing on. That was great!!! LMAO[​IMG]
     
  6. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Where do I sign up? [​IMG]
     
  7. rw willy

    rw willy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I like that one!
     

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