$7 SEX pg-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kookie, May 16, 2008.

  1. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    $7 SEX

    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with The way you have intercourse.'He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
    The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
    The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

    She's married so we can't go to her house.

    I'm married and we can't go to my house.

    The Holiday Inn charges $98.

    The Hilton charges $139.

    We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!

  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
  3. funh2o

    funh2o Meat Mopper

    Thanks for the chuckle Kookie...That was a good one.

  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    He could have asked for jamcam royalties...
  5. hypnot

    hypnot Newbie

    Hey! This is not a joke, this can actually be a money saving tip.

    j/k [​IMG]

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