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  1. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter


    On their wedding night, the young bride
    approached her new husband and asked
    for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
    encounter. In his highly aroused state,
    her husband readily agreed.
    This scenario was repeated each time they made
    love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
    cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
    she needed.
    Arriving home around noon one day, she was
    surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
    During the next few minutes, he explained that
    his employer was going through a process of corporate
    downsizing, and he had been let go.
    It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
    another position that paid anywhere near what
    he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
    showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
    nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
    by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
    and informed him that they were one of the largest
    depositors in the bank.
    She explained that for more than
    three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
    these holdings had multiplied and these were the
    results of her savings and investments.
    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
    barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
    'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
    I would have given you all my business!'

    That's when she shot him.

    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
    To keep their mouths shut
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