2 cops

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jerseyhunter

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Jan 12, 2008
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The Woods of Jersey
Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello Sarge?”

"Yes?”

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”

"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor is still wet.
 
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