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  1. earache_my_eye

    No. 2 pencil......PG-13

    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the...
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    Birthday Butts!....(qview)

    ok....so this all went down a week ago.....I took my birthday off to relax and do some smoking. Cut 2 boneless pork butts in half, because I really like the extra smoke they get that way. So, anyway.....I took a tip from BBQG, and added coffee to a "sweet" type rub for one butt...(the darker...
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    for you Omaha smokers...

    This came up in a google search I did......looks like a nice little addition to somebody's smoker collection..... http://omaha.craigslist.org/hsh/800117245.html L8r, Eric
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    Happy Birthday Ghost308 & Smokin' Hawkeye

    Hope you have a great day! L8r, Eric
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    Something for the "other kind" of smokers out there...

    Everybody knows the dangers of smoking cigarettes, and I don't want anybody to think that I'm trying to preach to them. I smoked for over 20 years myself. But a couple years ago I started looking for ways to stop smoking without ***** or patches. I knew "cold-turkey" was going to be next to...
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    it's all Bob's fault......lol

    After seeing all that bacon being made by the desert dweller, I decided to have a go at making some myself. While I was buying butts for the family reunion, I snagged an extra to make some buckboard bacon. Hi Mountain buckboard bacon cure sounds like the way to go for a first timer, so without...
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    How I spent my Sunday....(qview)

    Ribs sounded good to me, so I picked up a package of spares at the store...trimmed them up St. Louis style on Saturday....rubbed 'em and wrapped 'em for Sunday. Didn't get any before pics of the ribs cuz my camera is broke....got ahold of my boy's camera Sunday afternoon. So, without further...
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    Harry the Eagle

    Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking And found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after About six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another Mate...
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    All Grandpas, Heed This Warning!! (pg-13?)

    DO NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big Tits!'
  10. earache_my_eye

    Name those woods!!!

    GOT WOOD??? If you can name both kinds, you get a gold star!!....
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    Cheap ecb for someone close in MO

    Found this while surfing ebay.....thought someone in Missouri might be able to make use of it....that is if they live close enough to go pick it up.... LINK L8r, Eric
  12. earache_my_eye

    Country Folk

    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies...
  13. earache_my_eye

    When it rains, it pours.....:D

    I went and visited a couple of my deer-hunting buds today, and through a little discussion...and a wee bit of bartering...(mostly beer-induced), I came home with a couple new toys to play with......total cost....(so far)....a 30 pk. of Old Mil.....(which I helped consume...heh).....and a 10-spot...
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    If I were a terrorist...

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    How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

    Deemed as inappropriate........deleted.
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    Funneee Pics

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    Priceless Picture (adult)

    When taking photographs, be mindful of the background
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    A Beer Before It Starts

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the T.V., and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start". This time she...
  19. earache_my_eye

    A Short Fairy Tale

    One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bi*ch. But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day. The End
  20. earache_my_eye

    Hilarious!

    Last weekend, I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were...
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