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  1. badss

    Cuckoo Clock - Adult

    Got this from a friend ...its pretty good and wanted to share it with you all...made me laugh ....anyway here goes.... The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed away and the margaritas...
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    Peace, Love and Barbecue

    Hi all, Someone gave me a tip on one of the forums regarding a book wrote by Mike and Amy Mills called Peace, Love and Barbecue...maybe Richtee...anyway...I got this book last night and sat down and found I couldn't put it down. Read 90 pages the first sitting. If anyone is looking for a book...
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    Cold Winter

    It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter...
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    The Horth Withperer - PG 13

    Bob called his buddy Sam, the horse Rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam ask's, " How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget show up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or a female horse. "A female...
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    Canuck Land in the Freezer

    Not too many people smokin up here in the Great White North. She's -43 right now in Slave Lake Alberta Canada and supposed to be -47 by morning. I am a thinkin of all the people in a warm place right now and looking at some of those smoking pics with green grass looks really good right now! Even...
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    ABT trays

    I remember seeing a site on the forum on stainless steel ABT holders or trays and I can't seem to find it anywhere. I am looking or wanting to buy a large one or a couple of smaller ones. Does anyone have a suggestion as to a good size and a link or tip as to where I can purchase one preferrably...
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    Canadian BBQ question

    Hi all, BBQ as well all know is super huge in the United States and sure glad it is as we really have some experts on this site. Not to take away from some of our Canadian Bros that are great smokers....but I was wondering if there were any BBQ competitons coming up or if anyone knew of some...
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    BADSS finally brokedown

    Well...fellow smokers and friends...after not being able to smoke for the past 2 months and procrastinating over how I was going to solve the problem...I broke down and bought what is the ultimate smoker for me! I have to be honest folkes I blamed it all on you!!!! LOL ! Posting all those...
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    Jane and Tarzan - Adults only- sexual content

    When Jane initally met Tarzan in the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane expained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said...
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    Natural gas verses electric indoors

    Hi all and Merry Christmas from the Great White North of Alberta Canada eh! I have a delima and am super depressed my fellow smokers. I cannot smoke! Too cold to use the GOSM as we pegged the -36 below F the other day. Too much snow! Great for sledding thou. What I am planning and am looking for...
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    Ferrari vs Moped

    A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also ther most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old pulls up next to him. The old man...
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    Happy Thanksgiving from the Great White North

    Hi all, Just wanted to wish everyone on the Forum a very Happy and safe Thanksgiving where ever you are ...from up here in Alberta Canada...its -20 and about 6 inches of snow and more on the way so if you are travelling in any conditions like we are havinig...take your time and be safe. Thanks...
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    An Atheist in the Woods

    An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees'! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging down on him. He...
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    Stuttering Cat (Adult Language)

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volenteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to...
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    The Lord and the Biker

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish" The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge...
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    Ukranian Firefighters

    One dark night outside a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada a fire started inside the local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments from miles around. When the volenteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company...
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    Bed Sheets

    An extremely modest man was in hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily system extremly upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was...
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    Beef 'n Pork ribs

    Hi all, I am doing up about 10 lbs of pork side ribs and also bought some BIG beef ribs as well to try for the first time. Will the smoke and cook times vary greatly between the two or should I just watch for pull back as well on the beef like the pork as I intend to smoke them at the same time...
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    Water Bomper off to California

    Hi All, With so many people linked to flying I thought that I would post a picture we took a couple of years back when we had the worlds biggest water bomber here in Slave Lake, Alberta Canada when we had forest fires threatening our community. Look closely on the wing...yes...it is a person...
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    Hunt'in Buddies

    One day two buddies decided to go out Moose hunting in Northern Canada. Marcel, a Native from the reserve and Bill a good ole country boy were best buds since school and hunted together for years. They were reminiscing of past hunts and different techniques of hunting and they both agreed that...
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