Well, I got my father's day present early.
The wife and kids and I were at Walmart and saw this:
http://www.charbroil.com/charbroilwa...uctSeriesID=17
It's an "American Gourmet Smoker, BBQ, and Grill"
Please, someone, tell me it's not complete crap. :)
It's small, but the kids are 6 and 3...