Need Immediate Help! Talk me out of a Lang 36 Original Patio smoker.

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After smoking her favorite meal on the new smoker I don't thing you would stay in trouble for long. Could be rewarding.
 
Tell her you were thinking of her once you buy the Lang you won't ever have to bother her about another smoker.

Oh but when you decide you need a bigger Lang I'm not sure what you say but I'm sure your "friends" here will be able to help then too
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After smoking her favorite meal on the new smoker I don't thing you would stay in trouble for long. Could be rewarding.


Tell her you were thinking of her once you buy the Lang you won't ever have to bother her about another smoker.
Oh but when you decide you need a bigger Lang I'm not sure what you say but I'm sure your "friends" here will be able to help then too :biggrin:
These replies sound like excuses that have been successfully used in the past.
 
You could come down to the N FL Gathering next month and use my Lang or BamaFan's Bubba heck we'll let you run em both at the same time
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I just did a few frustrating smokers (a few curse words helped), including one that took until 9p when dinner was supposed to be at 4p.  That convinced my wife to tell me to get a new smoker.
 
No!! I swear I am, no I mean I'm not! Ok,ok,I am, buy the lang,buyyyyy the lang! My wife told me if I buy a lang she would divorce me!!! Well...I'm not sure where she lives now??
 
 
I just did a few frustrating smokers (a few curse words helped), including one that took until 9p when dinner was supposed to be at 4p.  That convinced my wife to tell me to get a new smoker.
Now this is promising. What you're saying is I can cook late and cuss about my crappy smoker and she will insist I go down to Nahunta and pick up a Lang?
 
No!! I swear I am, no I mean I'm not! Ok,ok,I am, buy the lang,buyyyyy the lang! My wife told me if I buy a lang she would divorce me!!! Well...I'm not sure where she lives now??
Now don't get me wrong, I love smoked meat, but it doesn't compare to what my wife can do in the kitchen. My stomach won't let me risk losing her unless we get her cooking in the divorce settlement.
 
my wife is awesome in the kitchen as well! I'm with you buddy! I wouldn't trade her for nothing, but I swear a lang smoker is worth every dollar they charge and the LAST smoker you will ever need!!!!
 
 
I believe, according to Webster's Dictionary, this is the definition of "rubbing salt in the wound."
No I was just hoping you were going to come man the smokers
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